crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

Crack a nut

The act of cracking a nut

This shit is gonna make me crack a nut so hard

by Smidii January 22, 2018

crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

A tough crack to nut

A female that is difficult to seduce

Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

by Gekko!!! March 27, 2017

Nut cracka

A crazy white person

Your insane ! Your a nut cracka !!!!!

by Giraffes123 March 4, 2016

Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

by efelly2 September 16, 2019