COVID test 

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.

James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like”

COVID test by HJ HH January 4, 2021

covid test 

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

covid test by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Covid Test 

When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose

I GAVE SAMUEL A COVID TEST LAST NIGHT

Covid Test by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021

Covid Test 

The act of blowing a load up a woman’s nose

Man she has such a big nose I had to give her a Covid test.

Covid Test by THCxKing247 June 1, 2025

Covid test related mufflegag 

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

Covid test related mufflegag by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020

Ghetto COVID Test 

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

Ghetto COVID Test by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

Chinese Covid Test 

Sticking someone or something in a butt.

“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”

Chinese Covid Test by Tronicon January 27, 2021