A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.
by HJ HH January 4, 2021
Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus
by CandyFrank October 28, 2021
When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.
by Chief Investigator November 3, 2020
“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”
by Tronicon January 27, 2021
That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020
Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.
John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware
John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware
John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different
by Richboiquanni January 9, 2021
by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021