Maypop

What your thinking will having intercourse with a virgin

Got a little creepy having sex with her last night, a friend told me she maypop at any time see

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Addadicktome

When a female gets a penis implant (sex change)

I knew a Dyke that just got a addadicktome

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021