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COVID Ass

A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.
I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
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covid ass bitch

The person who comes to work sweating with flu like symptoms because they don’t want to lose their overtime. Causes everyone to get sick.
I was sick all weekend because of that Covid Ass Bitch in my office.
by Djangoridesagain December 27, 2020
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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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covidass

A person who you were locked down with during level 4 isolation but kicked their ass out once it became level 3.

A stranger you had seen out getting supplies one day and wished they were in your bubble instead of that covidass you've been hitting for the past month on lockdown.
"being locked up with that crazy bitch for 6 weeks did my head in bro! I kicked her covidass out once we at level 3".
by Tigermonkey78 May 23, 2020
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