Participating in the act, or attempting to use a rather large, collegic sounding word, out of context as well as mispronounced. Both grammar and pronunciation must be in error, resulting in a perversion and battery of the English language.

Mike says: This news paper is the epitimone (epitome) of our success as a television network.

Jeff says: Did you hear mike's cotrellovingian use of the word epitome? God that was brutal, my english teacher must be rolling in his grave.

Cotrellovingian by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

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cotresm

cotresm or COTRESM

Composed On The Run, Excuse Spelling Mistakes

Used at the bottom of an email, text message, tweet, facebook message, blog post, forum post or any other message.
COTRESM indicates that the writer of the message is aware of a higher probability of spelling mistakes and wants to deliver a message faster instead of wasting time correcting mistakes.

cotresm by PitSimulator.com June 29, 2011

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COTRESM

Composed On The Run, Excuse Spelling Mistakes

At the bottom of an email, text message, tweet, facebook message, blog post, forum post or any other message.
COTRESM indicates that the writer of the message is aware of a higher probability of spelling mistakes and wants to deliver a message faster instead of wasting time correcting mistakes.

COTRESM by PitSimulator.com June 29, 2011

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cotreau

french whore

I sure like me some Cotreau

cotreau by EmilyLibrarian November 14, 2009

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Cotrell

A very unique person with special abilities and talents that may amuse many man y people.

Hey Cotrell how's life going.

Cotrell by CHeeseCkae May 4, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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