CONFATTS

when you misspell "congrats"

is low-key cuter than congrats, mostly used among twitter stan accounts

viv: "confatts!"
me: "did you mean to write confatts?"
viv: "congrats!*"
me: "i kinda liked confatts"
viv: "confatts is our thing now"
me: "I'm putting it on urban dictionary"

by mirreburreorre March 25, 2019

Conattsion

Another phrase for people that always say: "i will do (this) if someone else does that."

Also another word for conditionalistic people and attension seekers.

Person: i will buy a mic if you give me money
You: bro thats so conattsionistic

by Bardoon April 30, 2021