Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.
"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"
"hand over the commas"
"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube
The things you get excited and hyped over when you see them in your bank account ( you have more than 1,000 of whatever the currency in your country is)
Guy 1: "Dude, I checked my account balance yesterday and saw Commas!"
Guy 2: "God Damn, Y'all need to buy a fur jacket and some new frames!"
The hero of good grammer; it helps seperate the differences between college-level opinions & YouTube comments.
Man without commas we'd all be screwed because not only do commas help us create sentences but they stop sentences from running on but they help connect phrases that wouldn't normally be considered sentences. Thanks commas
WITH COMMAS
Man, without commas we'd all be screwed because, not only do commas stop sentences from running on, but they help connect phrases that would not normally be considered sentences. Thanks, commas.
Girls have periods...boys have commas. It’s when green stuff drils out the penis once a month. It’s not common in males below 16. Also guys tend to wear a condom (like girls do with pads or tampons).
Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.