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commasexual 

1. A person whose sexual intercourse style is punctuated by a number of short pauses, asides, series, introductions, conjunctions, quotations, and the like. Oftentimes, a strategy employed to avoid premature ejaculation.

2. A person who is aroused by the above sexual intercourse style, often sporadically.
Benji was excited about her first sexual encounter with Allen, but had trouble finding a good rhythm because he was a commasexual.
commasexual by Moco Loco 84 February 10, 2010
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Coumosexual 

a word used to describe a creepy pervert
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

commiesexual

Someone attracted by any person/object related to communism.
-Hey bro why are you cumming at Stalin?
-I'm commiesexual dude
commiesexual by alfreditoh April 30, 2020

Comosexual 

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!
Comosexual by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

cosmosexual 

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.
My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me
cosmosexual by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

Comysexual 

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism
Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual
Comysexual by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019

Cumasexual 

When you have a sexual attraction to anything that has a whole.
Yes, I am a cumasexual.
Cumasexual by Warcrime November 29, 2020