cockcrush

When your dick gets crushed between a stone table and a girls fist

Guy sitting on table naked: hey baby
Girl: Perv
Girl: "COCKCRUSH!"
Guy: what!
Girl: "wham!!!"

cockcrush by Darkangle222 April 26, 2010

cockrust 

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

Cockcussion 

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion

I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion

Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018

cockpushups 

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

Cockmush by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

cock crush 

when a guy just wants to stick his cock in a girls vagina and/or mouth without an actual relationship resulting from it.

cg "yea man shes hot. i have a major cock crush on her."

cock crush by babycccxxxxx August 16, 2010

Cockcausian 

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis

Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.

Cockcausian by pinchichicano October 14, 2010