Cockboat

Ascii for \8===D/

\8===D/ hop into teh cockboat plz.!

Cockboat by #COCKBOAT on EFnet, word to NEGRO, CRASH\X\ and the poster BANCHY... February 22, 2004

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cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

cockboat by madgrad January 24, 2003

Related Words

cockboat • cockbeat • cockbath • Cockbot • Cockbotomy • cockbatswanamania • Cockboarding • Cockbooty • Community cockbeating • Transorbital cockbotomy

COCKBOAT

a boat full of your cock.

whats up sexy, want to take a ride on the cockboat?

COCKBOAT by NEGRO February 25, 2004

Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

Cockboat by PitBulls January 23, 2004

cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

cockbeat by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

Cockboarding

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

Cockbot

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

Cockbot by Abner May 26, 2004

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

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Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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