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Standing for Calgary Jewish Academy, it is a school that is widely hated by students yet widely loved by alumni.

But overall...
An amazing school.
A place that you hate and can't wait to leave until it's over.
A place where you don't make friends, you make family.
A place where no matter what you have in common you belong in some way.

I love and will miss the CJA
CJA is like a lollipop, it sucks until it's gone.
CJA by KeepinItClassy2011 July 3, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
When someone or something commits an act in which no one else would do, without being worried about what people think, or thinking of the consequences after it
Person1 - I just shot him in the face, I didnt know the Gun was cocked

Person2 - that was pretty Cjazy...I mean you aimed it at the guys face and shot, not even thinking about what if the gun is cocked
Cjazy by Sean Gatens June 14, 2006
Oh my god, look at that cjat, it say hjonk hjonk
cjat by Ben Parish April 21, 2021
A name given to guys with a unusually small dick and no chance of any sexual interaction
"Stop stalking me Cjay, you have a small dick
Cjay by Mekhiman666 February 17, 2018
A Boy That Loves is Girlfriend. Loves Food. Never Cheats On Girlfriend for Hillary Clinton. He's a Boy Who Gets Lots Of Love.
Hey, CJay Is So Charming.
CJay by iMadeUPee April 26, 2017
the combinition of two people that so naughty but nice,,
you two are so cjaz.
cjaz by cjaz April 6, 2007

Cjayride 

The most successful pickup artist to this day. Role model for all men. Expertise: Sluts and Taiwanese women
Two Laowai visiting Taiwan...
Friend A: How far did you go with that slut from that bar the other night?
Friend B: I Cjayride'd her! Like I said, Taiwanese girls are easy!
Cjayride by ldictionarie January 20, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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