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The sound of the goose uprising. When this sound is heard you tend to hide every item you earn and hide in telephone box.
The hjokening is here brothers, time to rise up!!! Hjonk Hjonk am goose
Hjonk by me10n April 23, 2020
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Hjonk hjonk hjonk I am goose
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Hjonk by C-stick November 30, 2019
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hjonk by salamanderhjonk June 5, 2021
Hjönk, pronounced hy-on-k is what geese actually sound like. Geese you hear having this term generally love golden bells that ring.
Hjönk by kuu-mi-za October 15, 2019
Hjönk by Ras Barry April 21, 2019

Hjönk Hjönk 

Sound a European goose makes. Originates from jacksepticeye Untitled Goose Game playthrough
Jack: Hjönk hjönk am goose
Hjönk Hjönk by Yeetboi96 October 10, 2019

Le hjönk 

Le hjönk by Le hjönk October 10, 2021
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