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when a guy is traumatised by a skanky slut because she didn’t douche properly and left his dick covered in shit, and her hole will probs be to loose from all the hairbrush fingering!
She is such a choctopper! i heard she choctopped nathan
choctop by skibiditoiketrizzlergyat September 4, 2025

coctopus ratio 

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.
Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.
coctopus ratio by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Chocophile 

(origin of the word- chocolate and paedophile)

Most chocophiles are celebrities, due to the expensive nature of buying chocolate people. Chocophiles often use blacks as a kind of living breathing, chocolate pokemon card and an accessory they can wear or show off to unworthy celebrities with the inferior white baby.

Must not be confused with paedophile although the line is thin.
Madonna traveling the black regions of the world and collecting trophy black babies. which are then made to sweep her chimney. (Chocophile)

Angelina Jolie wearing black babies as a fashon accesory.(Chocophile)
Gary Glitters vietmanise trophies (Paedophile)
Chocophile by GIBBO'91 August 2, 2009

chocopie 

A chocopie is when you are having anal intercourse and you ejaculate into your partner's anus. Different from a creampie, being non-vaginal.
"I think I'm about to finish. Can I give you a chocopie?"
"But it makes taking a dump so difficult!"
chocopie by Johnny sensei September 21, 2014
the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.
Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?
coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

ChocoPop 

Taken from the early Renaissance style of the early Transylvanian noblemen known only as the Count-Collar, the ChocoPop is the name for the giant popped collar of Count Chocula, perhaps the world's most delicious vampire.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a leperchaun. What about you Billy?"

"Hell nah, when I grow up imma be Count Chocula, so I can CHOCO-POP yo' ass! hahaha!"
ChocoPop by ITs delisziouz April 5, 2005