CANNAPUTIC

Is when u take the rapist out of the doctors office and replace the rapist with cannabis therapy.

My mom fired my the rapist today and now I get cannaputic therapy.

by gumbolious May 5, 2025

Cannabatical

A portmanteau of cannabis and sabbatical. It refers to a specific period in which a regular user of marijuana refrains from smoking. Motivations for the hiatus may include, but are not limited to: saving money, achieving goals, and recovering lost brain function.

Eric: Dude, you wanna hit this?
Tim: I can't because i'm on cannabatical, but as soon as I get this new job, I'm gonna blaze up 'til my eyes bleed!

by Lite November 25, 2007

cannabitical

(adj.) of and/or relating to cannabis

This CBD is a great cannabitical aid to my sleepless nights.

The cannabinoids found in plants and the human body are cannabitical.

Ayyy, yo pass the b000f, it bout to be all cannabitical up in here right naw!!!

Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are two of the greatest cannabitical artists of all time.

by n0stalgiac October 30, 2021

cannautocracy

A type of government where all power is centralized in one weed smoking ruler.

For a short while between 2024 and 2025, America was a cannautocracy led by Jim Davis.

by ratfucker8million March 1, 2022