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(n). Short for "Cheif Executive Asshole".

C.E.As are people online who, after viewing a demonstration of a new invention (or notable inprovement of existing ones, i.e. the Wii Laptop), pose as the C.E.O of a major firm or company (i.e., Nintendo) to either debase it or demonstrate their approvial of it, with the intention of upsetting/exciting the inventor falsely.
David: Hey, Kyle! Look! Apple said they want me to submit my design for my universally compatible Macbook!
Kyle: Where?
David: In the comments section of my youtube vid about it!
Kyle: Oh, that? Ignore it, the dude's being a C.E.A.
by he who lies in the shadows September 25, 2009
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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Cea (pronounced key, not see) is a beverage consisting of both coffee and tea. It differs from toffee in that it is brewed with coffee in the bottom half of the cup, and tea in the top half, rather than the other way around.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink sir?
Customer: Yes please, I'll have a cea
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't serve keys here, can i get you something else?
Customer: Not key you fool, cea, coffee with tea!
Waiter: Oh, you mean toffee!
Customer: No, I'd like cea if thats alright
by peteneon August 24, 2010
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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Wasn't really a thing but we just love to make up things. Stands for Cade and Lea
me: is cea real
person: no, we just love drama
by woooowwwrobloxis fun October 12, 2018
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