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(n). Short for "Cheif Executive Asshole".

C.E.As are people online who, after viewing a demonstration of a new invention (or notable inprovement of existing ones, i.e. the Wii Laptop), pose as the C.E.O of a major firm or company (i.e., Nintendo) to either debase it or demonstrate their approvial of it, with the intention of upsetting/exciting the inventor falsely.
David: Hey, Kyle! Look! Apple said they want me to submit my design for my universally compatible Macbook!
Kyle: Where?
David: In the comments section of my youtube vid about it!
Kyle: Oh, that? Ignore it, the dude's being a C.E.A.
by he who lies in the shadows September 25, 2009
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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Cea (pronounced key, not see) is a beverage consisting of both coffee and tea. It differs from toffee in that it is brewed with coffee in the bottom half of the cup, and tea in the top half, rather than the other way around.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink sir?
Customer: Yes please, I'll have a cea
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't serve keys here, can i get you something else?
Customer: Not key you fool, cea, coffee with tea!
Waiter: Oh, you mean toffee!
Customer: No, I'd like cea if thats alright
by peteneon August 24, 2010
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
by Phizzle FAN August 02, 2006
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Wasn't really a thing but we just love to make up things. Stands for Cade and Lea
me: is cea real
person: no, we just love drama
by woooowwwrobloxis fun October 12, 2018
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