C P A

Stands for: Cactus Pricker Acadumpia
A ridiculous horrible impossible exam that makes me want to kill myself and have sex with fat chicks muffin tops, even skinny fat girls look good.

Goldberger "Did you see the girl I fucked?"

Kamlet "Yea dude, she was 400lbs, must have been the results of the C P A"

C P A by S & M September 7, 2008

C.P.A

Reffering to someone as a --- Cutie Pie with an Ass

Dude 1: Yo that chick is mad cute bro.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.

C.P.A by zmmnaway October 27, 2010

C.P.A.B.H. 

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

C.P.A.B.H. by gdollar January 3, 2004

C.P.A.B.H 

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

C.P.A.B.H by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

G.P.A.C.P. 

Good Pussy at Competitive Prices

When you take a girl out on a date, most likely spending an adsurb amount of money in order to make it a nice one, and she is willing enough to repay you for your efforts in another way. That would be sex. Preferably good sex. In order for that to happen, she must have some good pussy.

-Finally took Samantha out last night.

-Oh yeah? How'd it go?

-Fucking expensive but she offered me some G.P.A.C.P. when we got back to her place.

G.P.A.C.P. by Super Writer September 30, 2011

c.p.w.a.p. 

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

c.p.w.a.p. by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

C.O.P.A. 

Coalition of people against

C.O.P.A. Dick Cheney

C.O.P.A l. whaling

C.O.P.A. by Captain McSorley October 21, 2022