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Cea (pronounced key, not see) is a beverage consisting of both coffee and tea. It differs from toffee in that it is brewed with coffee in the bottom half of the cup, and tea in the top half, rather than the other way around.
Waiter: Can I get you something to drink sir?
Customer: Yes please, I'll have a cea
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't serve keys here, can i get you something else?
Customer: Not key you fool, cea, coffee with tea!
Waiter: Oh, you mean toffee!
Customer: No, I'd like cea if thats alright
Cea by peteneon August 24, 2010
Related Words
Ceasar • cea • ceara • cease-fire • ceana • cease • cean • Ceanna • Ceaser • ceazar
cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
cea by Phizzle FAN August 2, 2006
cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
cea by Phizzle FAN August 2, 2006
cea is a word meanin yes or yeah...a cooler way of sayin yeah...(SD MOVEMENT) by phizzle
-instead of sayin yeah im going to the movies you....CEA im going to the movies

-but cea

-oh hell cea
cea by Phizzle FAN August 2, 2006
Wasn't really a thing but we just love to make up things. Stands for Cade and Lea
me: is cea real
person: no, we just love drama
Cea by woooowwwrobloxis fun October 12, 2018

Cea Patera 

Cea Patera is the official owner of Patera Utopia. She is your virtual life coach that discusses a variation of topics on her website. She also takes private bookings and answers your messages privately on her Instagram. She also lives alongside an AI called Kleo Patera. Her small group of fans are called the PB'S (the pink baddies) as her whole aesthetic is pink.
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Person 2: "No not really but I should check it out because I want to know if my partner is cheating or not."
Person 1: "She will tell you all the big and subtle red flags."
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