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buttonhole 

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.
Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.
buttonhole by FireAndRain August 16, 2004

Buttonhole circumcision 

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

buttonhole 

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.
buttonhole by soreofhing August 12, 2009

buttonwhores 

1_ people who collect any button from anywhere, regardless of whether or not it is relevant to them

2_ pseudo-politicals, pseudo-punks, or indie rock kids who amass themselves in button mounds, esp. on messenger bags, and yet do not act on their fashionable concerns
guy: " 'I Love My Radius?' "
girl: "Yeah, I don't know what it means but I thought the red type on black looked totally PUNK!"
buttonwhores by medaeval February 6, 2004
A very healthy and clean butthole. Derived from the grocery store Whole Foods, which carries all natural whole foods that work to clean a butthole making it a buttwhole
Whoa Dude that MILF shops at Whole Foods! Damn I bet she has a nice buttwhole!

flower in his buttonhole 

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus
He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!