buttonwhores

1_ people who collect any button from anywhere, regardless of whether or not it is relevant to them

2_ pseudo-politicals, pseudo-punks, or indie rock kids who amass themselves in button mounds, esp. on messenger bags, and yet do not act on their fashionable concerns

guy: " 'I Love My Radius?' "
girl: "Yeah, I don't know what it means but I thought the red type on black looked totally PUNK!"