Skip to main content

buttneck 

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck
"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"
buttneck by matthew April 5, 2003

Buttneck Brick

When it's so cold outside your butt, neck and all extremities are in danger of hypothermia.
"Yo Jeff if I were you I'd call out of work tmrw, it's bout to be buttneck brick."

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.
*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.
A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

buttseck 

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?
buttseck by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

buttsecks 

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1
buttsecks by Digga June 22, 2003