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Butter Tax 

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
Butter Tax by Life-Form August 22, 2018
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Butter Tax 

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"
Butter Tax by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

better place tax 

A figurative tax that's imposed on people who do a job that benefits society, or as the "Silicon Valley" cliche goes, "makes the world a better place." Because more people want to do meaningful jobs than worthless ones, the pay tends to be lower. The opposite is the douchebag bonus, where someone makes more money for doing a job that contributes zero or negative value to society.
Jimmy works as as a researcher who has made significant advances in cancer treatment, but he only makes $70k a year because of the better place tax. Meanwhile, Chazz the hedge fund manager gets a huge douchebag bonus and managed to rake in $10 million last year even though all he did was lose a bunch of rich people a bunch of money.
better place tax by Nicholas D July 25, 2015

runny buttertart 

a sex move where after anal sex, the male ejaculates at the top of the buttox crack, and watches his semen run down the anus and then vagina
I love giving my women the runny buttertart.
runny buttertart by York March 28, 2004

Buttertart 

A butter tart is a type of small pastry tart highly regarded in Canadian cuisine and considered one of Canada's quintessential treats. The sweet tart consists of a filling of butter, sugar, syrup, and egg, baked in a pastry shell until the filling is semi-solid with a crunchy top.
“If you put sex and gold into a blender ... you’d get a buttertart” - Brittlestar
Buttertart by TertianPuma December 14, 2020

Buttertastic 

An adjective meaning buttery smooth, suave, or full of butter. Has a positive connotation.
Evan wasn’t very buttertastic when he broke up with Kaitlyn over text.
Buttertastic by Rachel Sadowsky January 16, 2019

Buttertart 

Have you seen Flood's Mom? That bitch is a buttertart.
Buttertart by Segaphreak August 31, 2006