Butter Bag 

Ingredients:

1/2 stick butter
One quart sandwich bag

Place 1/2 stick butter in bag...Place bag in microwave...heat to preference (recommend no more than 25 seconds).

Masturbate using butter bag.

Evan always ran back to the butter bag when his retarded, underage girlfriend was taken away by her parents.

Butter Bag by Stanky Mustache July 30, 2010

bag butter 

the light, creamy sweat layer that accumulates on a man's testicles when they are in a heated environment, such as tighty-whities or tight sweatpants.

"Hey Justin, check out my bag butter - it's like Land-O-Lakes!"

bag butter by Johnathan Sia February 13, 2007

nutter butter tea bag 

It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".

Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"

nutter butter tea bag by Peanut butter bar February 27, 2014

Peanut Butter Bagel 

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

Peanut Butter Bagel by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

butter bags 

Derogitory term used for a woman's breasts.

Look at her set of butter bags!

butter bags by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

butter my bagel 

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

butter my bagel by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

butter my baguette 

When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube

In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway

butter my baguette by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017