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buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010
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butterboobs

The chick's body and face are smokin with the exception of her boobs
Dude 1: that chick is a butterboobs
Dude 2: i know her rack is as atrocious as two camels humps

butt boobs 

A pair of breasts on a woman that resemble the cheeks of a buttocks.
1. Katie has huge butt boobs.

2. When I took a picture of that girl over there, she has such large breasts that they resemble a butt on her chest.
butt boobs by peterpeterpumpkineater November 27, 2007

Butt Boobs 

A pair of breasts on a woman that resemble the cheeks of a buttocks.
1. Katie Miller has huge butt boobs.

2. When I took a picture of that girl over there, she has such large breasts that they resemble a butt on her chest.
Butt Boobs by peterpeterpumpkineater November 19, 2007

Butt Boobs 

A pair of breasts on a woman that resemble the cheeks of a buttocks.
1. Katie Miller has huge butt boobs.

2. When I took a picture of that girl over there, she has such large breasts that they resemble a butt on her chest.
Butt Boobs by peterpeterpumpkineater November 19, 2007
the boss of all butts ( i.e., butt boss)
(also the boss of: buns, booty, rear, ass, fanny, behind, rump, tukhus, tush, tushy, tail, badonkadonk, arse, teez, bum, rear-end, rump, backside, posterior, heinie, bottom, buttocks, culo, can, cheeks, keister, seat, derriere, apple-bottom, bootay, backdoor, donk, glutes, money-maker, patootie, tail, posterirear, junk-in-the-truck, caboose, matako, tuchie, trunk, butin)
CASPER: wow are you the boss of all butts? even mine
BUTTBOSS: (nods) your wife's too.
CASPER: will i ever grow a big nice booty for my wife to enjoy?
BUTTBOSS: you can grow anything you want to have.
CASPER: what?
BUTTBOSS: nvm. no, no you will not. be gone now, you
buttboss by idtst April 11, 2020