Butt shard

The act of shoving a meth shard into ones asshole.

The butt shard made my asshole feel so good my pussy blew a kiss.

by SD CRAWDAD September 18, 2019

Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttsharpies

The name for a group of permanent markers that are placed inside the anus of a human being, then photographed, and posted on reddit.com.
Completely NSFW, but is can be found at the subreddit:

/r/ButtSharpies/

You see that picture on reddit? That chick had the world record with 14 buttsharpies!

by Hex68 January 15, 2014

buttshark

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass

damn, that truax is a buttshark!

by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004

Buttshark

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.

Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

buttshark

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.

Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!

by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011

Buttshark

A non-geostatonary terrestrial satellite, man-made for the purpose of surveillance. The constant stream of images must be filtered constantly, leading this commentator to suggest that they actually do not actually feed upon the upturned buttocks by night. See *remoras*

*Yawn* Night love... *rearranges pillows and turns over* Hope the buttshark does not get me. x

by Haricovert November 14, 2020