buttshark 

One who kisses ass to get noticed or ahead of his coworkers. AKA: a total suckass

damn, that truax is a buttshark!

buttshark by Wonderwoman September 1, 2004

Buttshark 

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.

Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!

Buttshark by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

buttshark 

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.

Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!

buttshark by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011

Buttshark 

A non-geostatonary terrestrial satellite, man-made for the purpose of surveillance. The constant stream of images must be filtered constantly, leading this commentator to suggest that they actually do not actually feed upon the upturned buttocks by night. See *remoras*

*Yawn* Night love... *rearranges pillows and turns over* Hope the buttshark does not get me. x

Buttshark by Haricovert November 14, 2020

buttsmarn 

A bloody legend. Aussie YouTuber who is the upcoming prime minister.

You voting for the buttsmarn? Hell Yeah obviously bro

buttsmarn by Mike butt April 20, 2019

Buttsharking

The act of kissing ass.

Man did you see Bob buttsharking the new Boss.

Buttsharking by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttshawty 

Someone with a big booty

Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt

Buttshawty by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019