butt-scoot

The act of dragging one's ass across the floor using only hands and heels. Usually accompanied by a dangling tongue. Similar to when a dog drags his butt on the floor to itch it's anus.

The butt-scoot is often a remedy for unsuccessful wiping or removal of excess schmog.

It also can be used as an act of defiance or mockery.

The managers sat speechless in amazement as Erik did the butt-scoot around the boardroom in protest for having the meeting on a Friday at 4:30PM.

Jason won the $10 bet by successfully completing the butt-scoot all the way down the bar.

3 hours after his schmogging, Leonard found itch relief by doing the butt-scoot.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"

I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

scooter butt

A girl who has a giant ass, you refer to it as a scooter, because scooters are fun to ride but you dont want your freinds to see you on it, just like having sex with a scooter butt.

"Damn that girls got a scooter butt!"

by Tommy J. October 28, 2006

buttscoot

Commonly used by practitioners of Brazilian Jujitsu, the term buttscoot describes the act of a person sitting back facing the ground with feet flat, knees bent and palms on the ground. It is a defensive position often used by a jujitsu practitioner against a standing opponent to prevent an opponent from passing to the side or behind. In the buttscoot position, one will often used upward kicks to fend off an opponent.

Nogieura unsuccessfully used the buttscoot against Fedor.

by Andrew Tekkaman January 4, 2006

buttscooter

A buttscooter is a broad term used to describe anyone you think deserves the name. Whether someone is just being annoying or a total dumbass. Buttscooter is the perfect terminology that encompass all aspects of an insult.

Example 1:
Megan: "is cheez-it one word or two??"
Kaitlyn: "Megan, stop being such a buttscooter"

by K_cause December 3, 2017

Buttscootch

a verb for the act of sliding on one's ass over a smooth floor

On the ice skating range children are buttscootching all over the place

by Lola1985 October 8, 2008