by Faloola K Cheezy December 09, 2010
A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.
In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."
by Anus Beeker December 24, 2006
The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.
by Anus Beeker August 11, 2007
Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
by HawkMech81 January 04, 2021