Butt Lice 

Lice that infest the hair close to the anus.

Dude, you got Butt Lice crawling outta your ass.

Butt Lice by Chris X November 1, 2008

Butt lice 

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

Butt lice by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

Butt lice 

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

Butt lice by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

Buttlice 

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.

Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.

Buttlice by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008

ButtLice 

When you have lice on your butt.

Danielle Cohn: *Has buttlice*
Dani: *Bootiepops the buttlice off*

ButtLice by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019