Butt Flag 

That annoying bit of toilet paper that sticks to your ass and waves like a flag after you get off a public toilet that you have lined with toilet paper to keep your ass clean and free of ass cooties. It can also be formed when you wipe your asshole with toilet paper and then it unfurls in your fingers; one end remains stuck to your asshole while the other end dangles freely from your hand.

I had to shit in the outhouse and lined the toilet with TP so I wouldn't pick up ass cooties. When I finished and stood up, I sported a really annoying butt flag that was hard to remove. One time I even wore one home and didn't know it until I removed my underwear; fortunately, my wife didn't notice it.

Butt Flag by Nickelman shits. August 25, 2011

butt flagging 

A golfing act, where one mate picks up the golf flag and throws it so hard it gets entrenched inside his friends ass hole

I cant believe my mom took me to go butt flagging for my birthday. My hole still hurts!

butt flagging by Dickfiddler April 8, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016