Butt Batter 

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

Butt Batter by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Butt Batter 

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

Butt Batter by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

Butt Batter 

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

Butt Batter by meesterrain May 11, 2015

Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.

Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!

Batter Butt by Bween February 20, 2007

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM) 

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM) by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011

buttbutter 

the nasty stuff that exudes from one's buttocks as a clown violates him.

I went to the circus last night and came home with five pounds of buttbutter!!

buttbutter by El Mono September 5, 2003