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but seriously 

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)
#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
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just kidding... but seriously 

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious
Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

LOL jk but seriously though 

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously
Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

… but seriously 

person 1 : … but seriously
person 2 : Phil Collins?
person 1: I uh-

wants to date but nothing serious 

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.
ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008