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Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
Busted in the Donut by saucr April 6, 2019

Busted in the Business 

The act of getting punched, slapped, ejaculated, or clobbered in the face.
Broken nose, bloody lip, and missing teeth are all tell-tale signs of being busted in the business.
Busted in the Business by iCUMonU January 2, 2010

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half
Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

Busted walked in 

nutting while walking in a room
Yo I busted walked in the bathroom. It went inside the toilet luckily

Insta Buster

The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet
Samuel Bestwick is an insta Buster
Wow he must be gay or something
Insta Buster by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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