Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.
A bertlow is anyone who lives in the bad part of town, has had 50 different jobs in 3 months, etc. Also known as a loser, scrub, etc. Comes from Wickenburg, AZ, where a man named "Bertlow" was such a loser that the town's youth started calling all losers "bertlow".
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.