A bertlow is anyone who lives in the bad part of town, has had 50 different jobs in 3 months, etc. Also known as a loser, scrub, etc. Comes from Wickenburg, AZ, where a man named "Bertlow" was such a loser that the town's youth started calling all losers "bertlow".
by A. M. August 24, 2005
Get the bertlow mug.A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.
Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW
Berlow: ok
A few minutes later...
Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW
Berlow: ok
Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW
Berlow: ok
A few minutes later...
Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW
Berlow: ok
The berlow pulled my pants down.
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Get the Berlow mug.Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.
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