Burrito Dick
Burrito Dick by curvedsquad February 6, 2018
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Burrito dick
Burrito dick by yuumit August 7, 2023
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burrito dick
Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
burrito dick by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015
Dick Burrito
The male dips his weiner into refried beans then butt fucks his ho. Immediately after he is done he dips his weiner in nacho cheese and then continues to fuck the same anus
Dick Burrito by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011
New Delhi Dick Burrito
Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.
New Delhi Dick Burrito by matthewhernandez1999 May 19, 2015
Dollar Dick Burrito
A method for hiding your money around your dick. Wrap your money around your dick as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the dick is the meat. Then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. Then there is your Dollar Dick Burrito!!
Person 1: Where are you getting all that money from?
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
Person 2: My dick!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: I'm using the Dollar Dick Burrito method. You should try it. Definitely keeps your money safe!
Dollar Dick Burrito by thatgirl2015 May 7, 2015
Dick burrito
The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Dick burrito by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021
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