Burnhamese

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.

The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.

Burnhamese by Bucket West Miguel January 11, 2020

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burnhamizer

A fan of the "pop/rock" band, Burnham. Made up of 3 brothers, Alex, Andre and Forrest Burnham, the band has made a name for themselves with catchy music and always being available to talk to fans. These fans now call themselves "Burnhamizers".

Bob: "Have you heard of that band, Burnham?"
Billy: "Yeah! They're pretty cool. I've been a Burnhamizer for a while now."

burnhamizer by burnhamizer January 9, 2011