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barnacle
verb
to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”
barnacle by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
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Ugly Barnacle
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Ugly Barnacle by Endoku May 4, 2010
Lil barnacle
Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Lil barnacle by Shit monster December 19, 2017
Lil Barnacle
Lil Barnacle by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019
Lil Barnacle
A SoundCloud rapper who is rising very quickly. His songs are based on crude humor and usually includes instrumentals of the soundtrack of TV show Spongebob Squarepants.
Lil Barnacle by Centiliter September 20, 2017
love barnacle
love barnacle by Tawmace September 7, 2018
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