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A hug from a retired CW5. Specifically from J. Burm.. Any hug from a ret. warrant officer is acceptable. A hug from JB trumps all hugs by all people, especially other retired warrant officers, Pope’s, Presidents, and your mother.
J. Burm. gave me a hug today. Dude you got a Burmie!!
Burmie by HVillyan August 31, 2021
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Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.
Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.
Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019
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1. Person or thing from Burma (also known as Myanmar).
2. The Tibeto-Burman language of the burmese people
3. US-Developed short-haired cat (felinis domesticus), slender with golden eyes and a brown coat.
Kermit the Frog sounds great with that voice of his reciting the Burmese Pledge of Allegience.
Burmese by PEET R July 28, 2008

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.
Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015

The Buried Life

A really awesome reality documentary series on MTV that showcases 4 friends (who are really hot) from Canada that travel around north america to complete their list of "100 things to do before they die" For every item that they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve their dreams. This is one of the best shows on television I think and is really inspiring. Everyone should at least watch this show one time.
Matt: Hey did you watch that new episode of the buried life last night?

Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.
The Buried Life by Elocinn March 29, 2010

Between the buried and me

Btbam rocks your socks off!

Buried Mole 

A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.
Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.

Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.

Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.
Buried Mole by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017