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Burnieskidlavich
He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.
Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019
Burnie Burns
Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015
The Buried Life
A really awesome reality documentary series on MTV that showcases 4 friends (who are really hot) from Canada that travel around north america to complete their list of "100 things to do before they die" For every item that they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve their dreams. This is one of the best shows on television I think and is really inspiring. Everyone should at least watch this show one time.
Matt: Hey did you watch that new episode of the buried life last night?
Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.
Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.
The Buried Life by Elocinn March 29, 2010
Between the buried and me
Between the buried and me by Teh lover March 19, 2004
Buried Mole
A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.
Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.
Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.
Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.
Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.
Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.
Buried Mole by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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