turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 15, 2003

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 2, 2004

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

Someone who takes away, spoils or ruins all the fun of others.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are such Fun Burglers!!!

by Jesslyn Kelly August 6, 2008

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

by Stags June 22, 2008

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 8, 2003