Shmeeburgerdoity is a spec-tunkular word that derived from the famous Professor ShmeeBurgerDoity. The term can mean anything your heart desires and then some. Shmeeburgerdoity is especially useful, but not limited to, if you are talking about pouring soy sauce on your head to join the army, eating a dancing hotdog against your mothers will, and/or painting each of your toes purple as you run down the wedding chapel halls screaming, "I've got fish oil in my pantelones!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).