terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

terd burgler

One Who Burgules Terds.

Hey did you know steves a terd burgler

by Metalman6306 May 14, 2008

Terd Burgler

Someone who travels around in tight fitting robes, depriving good people of their Faeces.

'Oh My Poo! You Terd Burgler!'

by Deragon April 20, 2004