terd burgler 

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

terd burgler by Mike January 1, 2004

Terd Burgler 

Someone who travels around in tight fitting robes, depriving good people of their Faeces.

'Oh My Poo! You Terd Burgler!'

Terd Burgler by Deragon April 20, 2004

terd burgler 

One Who Burgules Terds.

Hey did you know steves a terd burgler

terd burgler by Metalman6306 May 14, 2008

Terd Burglar 

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

Terd Burglar by super tech January 28, 2006

terd burglar 

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

terd burglar by Anonymous April 25, 2003

terd burglar 

a homosexual

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

terd burglar by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

Terd Burglar 

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

Terd Burglar by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005