cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

cock burgler by Whipshock August 7, 2003

Cock Burger With Cheese 

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

Cock Burger With Cheese by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Cock Burglar 

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.

Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.

Cock Burglar by SF September 28, 2004

cock burger 

-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.

1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"

2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."

cock burger by Tddot December 29, 2006

Cock burger 

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

Cock burger by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

cock'n'burger 

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.

only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger

cock'n'burger by schnappy February 1, 2010

Cock Me Burger 

When youre face fuckin a bitch wit braces, n she tears yo dick up into a bloody, fleshy, semen filled ground beef.

Homie: bro my bitch gave me that cock me burger!

Me: that prolly hurt!

Homie: it did… a lot…

Cock Me Burger by CashMoneyK420 February 11, 2023