Bumtwat

When ur fuckin a girl and u cant tell whether what ur rammin is her ass or her puss. Both smell of rotten blue waffles and dickcheese. either way, when ur done, ur dick is covered in shitty fluid that u cant ever wash off.

Jon: Dude i was doin this chick last nite, then i discovered she had a monstrous bumtwat from hell!
Gary: Oh my god! how are u gonna wash that off??!!?
Matt: Ill lick it off.....;-)
Jon and Gary: U fuckin homo!!!! Go play with ur chodo and leave us the fuck alone!!!