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Bumstick

Where a person doesent wipe their bum for weeks, and shit builds up out of their bum like a stick.
Hamish: Can you see that fat girls Bumstick?

Matt: Ewww She has a skanky ass.
by TardyMoments October 31, 2011
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Bumstuck

Bumstuck - Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel.
Man that berry soup made me Bumstuck!!!
by bobby boshea October 12, 2008
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fatty bumsticks

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly
Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)
by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003
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bumpstick

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.
Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!
by ghost August 1, 2003
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Bumtickle

The act of tickling another's bum with your penis.
Arielle loves a good Bumtickle now and again.
by GTheDude March 21, 2008
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bamstick

It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.
there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe
by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015
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bamstick

Chiefly Scottish slang for a mad person, lunatic, or someone who displays such tendencies, often verging on being dangerous to the general public.
That Charlie Sheen is a complete bamstick.
by macstu23 March 29, 2011
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