Bumsit

When your mates are sleeping you pull down your pants and sit your bare ass on their face

Oi bro did you remember me bumsitting you while you were in bed?

by Rollagod October 11, 2021

Ms Eminem Bumshit

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.

Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.

by Hehwe August 23, 2023

Bummito

She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.

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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

Bumstuck

Bumstuck - Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel.

Man that berry soup made me Bumstuck!!!

by bobby boshea October 12, 2008

Bumstead Binstead

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

Bumbitch

A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.

I'm tired of these Bumbitchs taking my belongings but leaving stds.

by Feeltheburnie June 10, 2018

Bumstown

Just some word David Rudy thinks he made up.

I shit my pants. Bumstown.

by pooptown22 June 11, 2013