Bumpin' pumpkins 

When a female has an exceptionally amazing pair o' tits.

Check out that bitch's rack; she got bumpin' pumpkins bro.

Bumpin' pumpkins by sailtotheemoon April 28, 2012

Bumpkin Pumpkin 

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call

Bumpkin Pumpkin by DD613 October 22, 2022

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin by Suaver April 12, 2009

Pumpkin Bumping 

In the process of having gay sex your balls will bump. Thus refering to your balls as pumpkins.

Ohhh my gaaaawwd me and steve were totally pumpkin bumping last night and it was fabolous

Pumpkin Bumping by HU-4_Lyfe May 26, 2011

pumpkin spice bumpkin

1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. Your own interpretation is welcome.

Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.

pumpkin spice bumpkin by Delphiina December 10, 2015