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bumbajitus

An infection of the bumbacrease often passed on to humans by bumbagoat causing inflamation of the rectum an secretion of a pastey green and yellow liquid which smell bears resemblence to fried fish and poo often resulting in a slow and painfull death by blood poisoning and internal bleeding.Sufferers also appear more attractive to the native bumbawasp which uses there anal cavity to construct a complex labyrinth used to store food which is later used throughout the winter seasons and for general snacking purpose. other symoptons include developing a taste for 80's electo rock and skin tight lycra cycling shorts and halucinations often involving visions of the holy lord of the bumbagoats bill-ay-rass this phenominon has never been scientificaly explained and now has a cult following.
"wa appen bobby unu look sik na man"
"cha man fed the bumbagoat earlyier now me feel fuckry"
"ooo ooo a bumbajitus dat there unu fe dead come away from me cha!"
bumbajitus by sven 52 September 11, 2006
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Bumpanitus 

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...
I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.
Bumpanitus by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020
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bumbaclitus 

A bad case of the runs that recurs over an extended period of time. Derived from the Jamaican patois slang for arsewipe (bumclot) combined with the Latin term for disease or illness (itus).
Rasclot dreddy, dat bumbaclitus really drain me fluids.

bumbatious 

a girl with a big ass
DAMN that bitch is bumbatious
bumbatious by writtenfcked January 11, 2015

Bumbarious

adj. The act of being so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.
Jesse is bumbarious.
That's bumbarious!
Brickell movies are bumbarious!
Bumbarious by Rick June 7, 2004

Bumbarius 

I just think it’s bumbarius that my friends want me to get back with my ex.
Bumbarius by Bri London May 16, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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