Bumchop 

A word that you use to address a person who is a little simple, someone who really has no clue as to what is going around them.

"sup bumchop"
"oh my god look at that stupid bumchop"
Sarah stands on poop, and walks it around the clean carpet without knowing... she is a bumchop

Bumchop by Zeetony December 14, 2008

bumcoppers 

small, pebbly, rusty-looking plops that havent been flushed and which resemble mucky old coins in a fountain.

look at how these bumcoppers have tarnished the surrounding toilet water and made it all rusty

bumcoppers by johngo August 6, 2011

Bumchoice 

When two or more attractive members of the opposite sex (candidates) are in view, with their backs turned (for instance, walking in front of you in a corridor) a member of your party may claim 'Bumchoice!', upon which each member of your party must state which of the candidates has the nicest posterior, in their opinion.

Two guys following three attractive girls down a corridor in college

Guy One

''Dude, Bumchoice!''

Guy Two

''Definately the one on the left''

Guy One

''For me its the middle, shes got that little wiggle goin on''

Bumchoice by Turbo and Jam February 22, 2010

bumchodderism 

The act of licking of one's ass cheeks while spreading wide on a wooden bench and trying to eat kebabs.

hey, i heard you got arrested for bumchodderism, is this true?

bumchodderism by James May 1, 2003

bumshopping 

The act of taking a picture of a homeless man and making him better looking using Photoshop such as modifying his/her dreary face to look a bit less dreary or whitening his teeth

I watched another bumshopping lesson on the tv show Attack of the Show

bumshopping by They call me Tater Tots October 4, 2008

bumchops 

pork chops or offensive name to call frends siblings

bens sister has floppy bumchops

bumchops by Cotton_uk May 10, 2005