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the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.
that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll
bum jam by Herman Dogg December 18, 2003
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A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.
A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam
Bum jam by jonesG March 24, 2020
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the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.
bum jam by poo to stink dinkeo July 29, 2003

bum jammer 

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
bum jammer by D. Gould July 30, 2008
The bum version of James Bond.
You’re so ratchet and ghetto, you James Bum!
James Bum by LingDanc803 January 9, 2023
There are multiple meanings:
1. A party in your pants
2. A sticky pooh which leaves residue
3. A type of dance, which is performed by drunks who believe themselves to be in luck with the opposite sex
I had to wipe my ring well after my bumjam.

bumjam by GrannyCatherine November 16, 2006

bumjammin' 

The act of anal sex, or sodomy.
I could really go for some bumjammin' right now.
bumjammin' by mazbot August 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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