bum jam

the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.

that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll

by Herman Dogg December 18, 2003

Bum jam

A different way of saying diarrhoea also known as BJ.

A - what does bj mean

B- oh bum jam

by jonesG March 24, 2020

bum jam

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.

Bumjam a lamb

by poo to stink dinkeo July 29, 2003

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

James Bum

The bum version of James Bond.

You’re so ratchet and ghetto, you James Bum!

by LingDanc803 January 9, 2023

bumjam

There are multiple meanings:
1. A party in your pants
2. A sticky pooh which leaves residue
3. A type of dance, which is performed by drunks who believe themselves to be in luck with the opposite sex

I had to wipe my ring well after my bumjam.

by GrannyCatherine November 16, 2006

bumjammin'

The act of anal sex, or sodomy.

I could really go for some bumjammin' right now.

by mazbot August 17, 2006